December 2011
53 posts
I can't really picture anyone having a crush on...
Foul Bachlorette Frog should be renamed "Every...
I can't hear Fix You by Coldplay without thinking...
Gosh I love him.
Imagine if Tumblr got deleted:
Mmmmmmkay.
So there's my change of plans.
From going ice skating with my best friends, to crying myself to sleep.
Fucking great.
People lie.
People cheat.
People steal.
People take.
People hurt.
People kill.
But you know what?
Too fucking bad.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you...
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But...
Famous Atheists:
Douglas Adams
Daniel Radcliffe
Whoopi Goldberg
Hugh Laurie
Mark Twain
Tom Lerher
George Carlin
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Albert Einstein
Bjork
Bill Nye
Randy Newman
&
Lance Armstrong
Fuck you.
Fuck you and all your bullshit.
Fuck you and your attitude.
Fuck you and your self-pity.
Fuck you and your gluttony.
Fuck you and your perfectionism.
But most of all, fuck you and the way you make me feel about me.
I hate when people take things too seriously, and...
Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
echoesfromelsewhere:
I can't Tumblr between 6-9 on Tuesdays.
Because EVERYONE posts Glee spoilers.
My APUSH teacher is obsessed with Tony the Tiger
I had a parent teacher conference with him and he asked, me what’s up.
I wanted nothing more than to respond with “I’m grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.”
I didn’t.
I regret it.
Remember him?
thepinkqueen:
REBLOG AND CLICK THE PHOTO
WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN??
I JUST HAD A FUCKIN HEART ATTACK HE IS BEAUTIFULLLLL
#shotmyselfforaprank
